Nothing to see here folks

Justin Gaston and Miley Cyrus jogging in Toluca Lake (2/28)

Move along folks, nothing to see here but a 16-year-old in cut-off jean shorts and a bikini top jogging with her 20-year-old underwear model boyfriend. But the age difference, you say, he's almost five years older -- it's creepy! Bullshit. Plowing teenagers when you're in your 20s is as American as apple pie. It's what our Founding Fathers fought for -- especially Franklin. Seriously, what a pimp that dude was.

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Acemeister79

Horseface! No matter how the teen rack is filling up...

Anonymous

what the fuck is she is doing running in a bikini top

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Possible answers (in random order):

1.) He's 20, she's 16.

2.) Her tits are almost falling out of her bikini top.

3.) Possible hickey on the left side of her shoulder.

4.) Who jogs in cut-off jeans shorts???

5.) They're *both* thinking of Justin Gaston.

6.) That shirt isn't doing a very good job covering up Miley's gigantic rack.

7.) She's running rather "gimpy"; are her shoulder blades/arms broken or, something?

#8 is my own:

8.) That's not sweat... if you investigate carefully, you'll find traces of Billy Ray Cyrus' saliva on her nipple (s).

jt

she is hot

jailbait & hot

nomidicus

I love how they're just jogging in the middle of the street. Are they even aware of the traffic behind them? They don't give a fuck. Damn celebrities.

DxManners

As a father, she puts the S in skank.

jay

Age of consent? If so, plow on boy, plow on!

Shenanighans

God dam shes keeps getting better and better. 18 here we come!

Emmeth

i've got nothing to say. I want to say something, but it's completely useless anyways.