No freaking way

Is Reese Witherspoon pregnant?

Flynet is officially kicking off the Reese Witherspoon baby rumors. They say:

Actress Reese Witherspoon looks pregnant while out shopping in Santa Monica, CA [on Sunday] . . . she has been shacking up with actor Jake Gyllenhaal for about a year now and rumors of a wedding and baby are starting to swirl

No freaking way. The only way Jake Gyllenhaal would or could ever impregnate Reese is if he ran out of the shower screaming because he saw a spider and then accidentally tripped and his penis fell into her.

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Mario

Actress Reese Witherspoon looks fugly and bloated.

Reese's showmance pal Jake refuses to f*ck women.

Amber

Wasn't it just last weekend she was in a tiny belted dress?

June

Well I hope she is, but it won't stop morons like you making childish comments.

Aunty BooHoo

Oh boo hoo, fangirl. Ruffled because naughty blogs can see through all the pR crap? If you want to go kiss your Reese and Jake bedspread do it quietly! Blogs were put here for people to cry "beard!" on, deal with it.

UgliestGuy

Well, and you're here because... another boyfriend ditch your boring fat ass eh!