Miley doesn't get it

He's so tapping that

Miley Cyrus went on Ryan Seacrest's radio show yesterday to complain about the fuss everyone is making over her jogging with her boyfriend over the weekend. She said:

"I don't get the big whoop, but whatever. I guess I'm not allowed to jog any more. [We] wanted to have a car wash. It's, like, 100 degrees out. As I'm running, [the shirt] got a little bit lower and you could see a little of the bathing suit top. So, oh my goodness, Miley Cyrus wears a two-piece! Kill me! I'm wearing a two-piece . . . I don't get why people are allowed to take pictures and make them something they're not, but I guess that's just how their job works and how they'll make the most money."

Hey dumb shit. Everyone is making a big deal about it because you're the face of Disney, not Vivid. Children look up to you. You should be wearing poodle skirts and doing arts and crafts, not a bikini top while you jog with your shirtless underwear-model boyfriend. You basically need to act like you live in the 1950s. Oh, but when you get pregnant, you don't actually need to fly to Mexico to "take care of the problem."

[WENN]

Dan

I would love to see her pose nude !

fu_man_joe

Of course it's a big deal and that is the way she likes it! This girl is fucking rich and you are telling me she only has cut-off jeans and a bikini top to go running in? Any person who is going out for a serious jog would have the proper attire. They wouldn't even wear those stupid ass sun glasses either.

Anonymous

I didnt know there was proper attire for jogging. Isnt streaking appropriate?

hickeysrus

Is that a hickey on his shoulder??

kst

So... she can't have breasts?

I think any adult that calls a teenage girl a slut or a skank, etc.. should be ashamed of themselves.It's disgusting how grown people have no problem insulting and verbally trashing a VERY young woman, then they wonder why they are so messed up.

TuffGuy

Personally I think the point of the article is a girl who is 15yo, has a 20yo boyfriend, guaranteed to be having sex with him, out jogging in public with her tits hanging out. So looking at pictures of her is effectively child porn, I would not let my daughter at 15yo go out in public looking like a skank, nor would I let my 15yo have a 20yo boyfriend who she would more than likely be having sex with, then to top it all off the tits look suspiciously fake (remember she is only 15yo) and the lips look like they have seen a few botox needles in their time.

SKANK, SLUT, TRAILER TRASH

Anonymous

The usual overblown "story". Nothing really here so lets just make some shit up, sounds like normal media to me. Anyway kids do look up to her, but they have no clue whats going on. It's only when these morons start bringing it up would a kid even get "it".

lil

slut

pooopele

what kind of hillbilly jogs in cutoff?

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Mylowe D'Ashon Wooley

Miley be rockin' dem titties.

wolf5150

Again, heres a candidate for the Disney porn division! She would look great with her lipstick smeared all over her cheek after some ATM.

P.S. The feds are outside my door aren't they?

htrsrh

her form is terrible, your suppose to keep the arms in!

Puh lease.

Unless her statements are previously written by her PR team, she always sounds like a really, really rude girl.

Drake Steel

She might be rude, but she's also right. The blog author comments that she represents Disney not Vivid, and that she "basically needs to act like she lives in the 1950's...

Why? She doesn't live in the 1950's. It's 2009. Sixteen year old girls do wear bathing suits. Believe it or not, some of them even go jogging with them worn under their shirt crazy as it may seem. So her boyfriend is 20 and he models underwear... And that's the big scandal, seriously? My father is seven years older than my mother. These two are only 4 years apart. Is 4 years really that big a deal? The bloggers just latch onto this shit because it gives them a reason to put Miley's tits up on their page. I just wish they would grow a pair and tell it like it is for a change.... Miley Cirus went for a jog yesterday and here are some pics of her beautiful sweat-glistening titties. I mean that's the real reason you posted this shit, so just say so. Don't try and twist it into some interesting gossip story that it isn't just to ride on the bandwagon. She's a hottie, so just say that shit. Who gives a fuck if she's young? Young girls can't be hot too? I'm not implying she is or isn't or should or shouldn't be sexually active or any shit like that, blah, blah, blah. I'm simply saying the chic is hot and we like hot chics so just acknowledge that and stop trying to sensationalize it and turn it into something it isn't.

Puh lease.

By the way, I don't think she's hot at all. Looks like Mr. Ed -- but "he" sounds better than her, obviously.

Mr. Ed

Damn.

Puh lease.

Dude, I wasn't saying she wasn't right. But this spoilt brat is always rude. She speaks like she's angry at people when she should know better. I think the bloggers are overreacting about her dating a 20-year-old guy and also about her top but you have to admit that she KNEW it was going to show up while she was jogging. And no, I don't think she has to act like she's living in 1950s but being a Disney star requires a little more prudence and decorum -- or at least some grace. Otherwise she should quit the channel and pursue a serious *insert loud laughter here* movie career.

Jake

typical American media:

"OMG, A YOUNG WOMAN IS SHOWING THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF FEMININITY! OMG MY HEAD'S GONNA EXPLODE."

Grow up, people.