Miley Cyrus will kill your family

Miley Cyrus at Borelli/B2V Salon in West Hollywood (3/18)

Go ahead and buy your kids that delicious-looking box of Hannah Montana Peanut Chocolate Granola Bars . . . IF YOU WANT THEM ALL TO DIE!!! From the National Enquirer:

There's been a safety recall of Disney Hannah Montana Peanut Chocolate Granola Bars due to possible salmonella contamination. The treats bearing Miley Cyrus' image contain nut products that are part of a wider peanut recall from earlier this year. The Canadian Food Inspection Agency and the Peanut Corporation of America has issued the recall. (Source)

First her music, now her food. Is there anything Miley gets involved with that doesn't make people nauseous? Since her snacks now induce vomiting, Miley can probably count on her sales skyrocketing amongst her fans. Because if there's one thing you can count on when dealing with pre-teen girls, it's ~~strong teeth~~ ~~sharp fingernails~~ body-image issues.

[WENN]

IamLegend

as soon as you said reason for the recall I figured the peanut bars were spoiled rotten or like rat hair cyrus they were totaly rotten to start with

DXManners

S-K-A-N-K

liam

she may be a horseface but check out that ass.its nice.

Acemeister79

HOrseface!

Shenanighans

Id pop her one right in that eco-friendly Prius.