Megan Fox is single. Maybe.
She's single. She's not. She's single. She's not. Ugh, my penis is so confused. The latest Megan Fox Brian Austin Green breakup rumors, courtesy of E!:
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She's single. She's not. She's single. She's not. Ugh, my penis is so confused. The latest Megan Fox Brian Austin Green breakup rumors, courtesy of E!:
Looks like we were onto something last time we told you stunner Megan Fox was done with 90210 dude Brian Austin Green—as the Awful Truth has exclusively disvovered Fox moved out of the posh Hollywood Hills home she shares with Green and into a hotel over the weekend. Is this it for good now?If these two are splitting up, I can see why David's son would be so upset: his penis is missing out on years of in-home entertainment. Plus, imagine how easy his life would be if Megan Fox was his stepmom. With just a simple drill and a tiny spy cam, he'd coast through high school and college: "Pssst, I'll trade you these naked pictures of Megan Fox if you do my homework."
"Well, when someone leaves and goes to a hotel," revealed an insider involved with the unfortunate sitch, "It doesn't exactly say, 'Let's get married,' does it?"
Awful Truth has learned that Fox, one of the hottest babes in town right on Angelina Jolie's heels, career-wise, was considering busting her engagement with Green once before. Certainly appears she's headed that way for good. A particularly sad fallout from this bust-up is Brian's young són, Cassius, who was very close to Fox. "He's incredibly upset," the insider said of Fox's departure, "He's just a little boy, he doesn't know what's going on." (Source)
Nothing says class like ugly arm tats, a Motley Crue T, and way too much foundation on the face.
Say what you want Brian Austin Green and Wilmer valderamma are my frakking heroes for nailing some of the hottest ass out there.