Madonna hates Britney

Jesus Luz and Madonna leaving the Kabbalah Centre in New York (2/28)

Madonna reportedly threw a fit the other night at The Ritz bar in New York when the DJ had the nerve to play a Britney Spears song. From the New York Post:

Lady Madge stopped by Hell's Kitchen gay bar The Ritz on Monday to attend her trainer Tracy Anderson's birthday party when the DJ threw on a Spears track. "She flipped out, stormed upstairs, and spent the rest of the night aggressively making out with Jesus [Luz, her new boy toy]," says a spy. Madge and Luz later slipped out the back door and into an idling SUV. (Source)

Wow, she didn't just make out with Jesus, she "aggressively" made out with him. I don't know exactly what that means but it sounds like something I wouldn't want Madonna to do to me or my worst enemy. Or even Osama bin Laden. I'll just throw that out there.

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Anonymous

Madonna needs to act her age.

She is starting to look closer to a granny than a mother. She needs to cover up these days, no one wants to see old saggy flesh.

Gianna

I still wonder why any guy would even want to be with her. Are all those stds worth it?

iggy

wow, Defiant... Whippet just tore you a new one. thoughts?

DP

Yeah...but I think "death" in this case is more fitting.

TheBadRabbit

Hey Nic: the expression is "tone deaf" not "tone death" Sheesh.

Pinkly Taurus

Both are certifiable nut jobs who are done but are in denial. If want baggage i'll get samsonite.

Whippet

@Defiant.

Yeah, I am sure you found this celeb gossip news accidentally on Madonna and Britney after typing "Quantum mechanics" into Google, right?

Defiant

Having found this story by mistake during a google search, it is hard to believe which is more moronic. Madonna or the people who follow anything and everything she or any of these stupid celebutards do.

Nic

Heh they both suck. They both dress badly, both need tonnes of makeup to look good, both attract weird men, both are tone death (I'll be nice, Madonna is a much better singer)... and BOTH are past it.

Britney's "music" is over-produced sugary pop crap with samey choreographed dance moves, and that rumour of what Guy Ritchie said about Madonna is perfectly true: Madonna is a lump of gristle.

Both give me the creeps, and both make me yearn for decent music. Ever heard Madonna sing live lately? It's like watching your 'mutton dressed as lamb' Aunt, drunkenly attempt to sing badly to karaoke. Don't even get me started on Britney singing live...

Whippet

Madonna is a hard-working, focussed, driven and intelligent singer and performer with a successful career spanning three decades. She also has never "let herself go" physically - at her age it takes a lot of self-discipline and determination...

If you can apply ANY of the words above to Britney we can start making comparisons. Until such time, let us not even mention Madonna and Britney in the same sentence. Savvy?

dex

"She has a freaking six pack." The muscles in 600 weren't real either.

Kat

Okay, let's settle it down a bit here. First, this sounds totally fake. Second, Britney Spears represents, like, 10 years ago, not today. Today she's dependent, over-medicated, chubby, listless, and mentally ill. Uh, but Madonna's not. Who's washed up?

Owner of the truth

both are washed up.... Madonna keeps on repeating herself with the same music since late 90s and Britney Spears has gone fucking crazy. Madonna is going out with a guy who could be her son (literally, because if she could always later adopt him), besides I don't really see what that guy can see in that lady, but she is and was never hot. Britney Spears has 2 or 3 albums more and then she will considered what madonna is considered right now... WASHED UP!

Kimber

Okay, how can you say Britney is chubby and listless? She has a freaking six pack. Also, If all the paparazzi follow her around so much she can't be that boring. just because Britney had a rough few years doesn't mean your theories still apply.

Madonna's skin is stretched tighter than duck's ass... honestly... she is totally disgusting.

However, I very much doubt this story is valid, considering they work closely together.

Twitter.com/McCaw

Of course she does! It's like a Katherine Hepburn hating Scarlett Johansson (she doesn't, BTW). Because Madonna is the decrepit, washed-up "thing" of the past and Brit represents today.

I sure hope to HELL she didn't circumutilate that poor innocent boy just because she follows that kooky faux-religion/actual cult. w w w .StopTheCut. o r g