Lindsay Lohan at Passion nightclub in Hollywood, FL (3/7)

I'm positive that if I had sex with Lindsay right now, at least a few of her ribs -- and possibly her femur -- would snap in half. This bitch would make a billion dollars right now if she came out with a diet book. Red Bull, Vodka, and Cigarette Yourself Into Those Size Zero Jeans! by Lindsay Lohan.

NOTE: Can you say "coke face"?

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  • theobserver

    She needs an intervention like Britney had... She definitely isn't healthy looking

  • madam ex

    That's exactly what it looks like, cellophane from the cigarette pack, if you think that looks like a bag of coke, you've obviously never seen a bag of coke before and I doubt this bitch would buy a 20 or even a 50....with her money, she'd at least 1/2 ounce it.

  • Tralalalala

    Sorry Tracey, looks like cellophane from her pack of smokes.



    The drug Lindsay allegedly likes the best doesn't come in baggies. It usually comes in a prescription bottle, or so I hear. Either way, the girl is obviously not leading a sober or clean life in any way and I wish she'd stop acting like she's fooling us all.



    Get off the Oxy's Lindsay or whatever shit you're on!!

  • marge

    It's the foil part of the cigarette pack

  • JJ

    Oh please this skank would have a more coke on her than that

  • cmc

    wow that DOES look like a baggie with a little rock of coke. good eye, tracy.

  • Cam

    Tracy, you're totally right. It really does...

  • Gianna

    Too much cocaine and vagina.

  • Tracy

    If you look real close on the desk next to her cigarettes that sure looks like a baggie with some dope in it to me....

  • Lohan needs no diet book

    I'd still do her!

  • Lohan needs no diet book

    Keep smoking the coke or sniffing it up your nose; you too can lose all the weight you want! Works like a charm!


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