Lily Allen freaks out
After he rear-ended her car today in London, Lily Allen went off on a paparazzo, punching, kicking, and throwing a bottle at him. In fact, scouts from the San Diego Padres were so impressed with Lily's arm, they immediately signed her to be the team's #3 starter. Get it? Because they suck. Wait a minute, I'm a Padres fan. Aw god dammit.
[Flynet]
After he rear-ended her car today in London, Lily Allen went off on a paparazzo, punching, kicking, and throwing a bottle at him. In fact, scouts from the San Diego Padres were so impressed with Lily's arm, they immediately signed her to be the team's #3 starter. Get it? Because they suck. Wait a minute, I'm a Padres fan. Aw god dammit.
[Flynet]















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