Jessica Simpson signing autographs at Dillards in Scottsdale, AZ (3/21)

I don't know how I missed this last week, but Jessica Simpson put on a rather classic performance last Saturday in Irvine. And by "classic" I mean she forget her lyrics. Her own. Her own lyrics. She forgot those. From the San Francisco Chronicle:
The singer played her final gig as the support act on Rascal Flatts' Bob Your Head Tour in Irvine over the weekend, but her last show was dogged by mishaps as she forgot the lines to "Remember That" and "Still Don't Stop Me."

After getting the lyrics mixed up for "Remember That," a track about being in an abusive relationship, she told the crowd, "Oops! I said whiskey too early! I messed up! I'm so embarrassed! But I'm starting over again because I really want you guys to hear the lyrics the right way."

And she nervously giggled when she got the lines wrong during "Still Don't Stop Me," before saying: "I messed up again! I do this all the time!" (Source)
This shouldn't surprise anyone. When your sister can't even lip-sync properly, no one expects you to actually sing one . . . even if it is your own. Besides, people don't go to a Jessica Simpson concert to hear her sing. They go to see these. If Jessica wants to start drawing bigger crowds she should stop singing all together and limit her shows to just one act: braless jumping jacks.

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[Mavrixonline]

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Its not like anyone else knows the lyrics to her songs either.

LMAO, true!!

nice.. runs in the family

how they got singing careers is beyond me

nice.. runs in the family

how they got singing careers is beyond me

Or more importantly...
She still has Fans?!?!?!

The saddest thing about Jessica Simpson is that she CAN sing. Listen to her first album, and listen to her work before she became known for being ditzy....the woman can sing. It's a shame that she has become a joke.

She maybe USED to sound good on her first album, only because the studio fixed her voice! She is an absolute joke to the music industry. Gag me

What's keeping her 'alive' is sites like this. Had the paps simply gone 'ho hum' her concert career would be about the same as her sister... what's-her-name simpson.

well said. can we toss kim k, paris ect in that bucket also?

You guys are assholes. Like Jessica Simpson gives a flying fuck what a bunch of nobodies are saying about her behind their computer screens. Get lives.

Joszz, I'm not saying anything about her behind my computer screen...I'm jerking off to her behind my computer screen.

Joszz must be Jessica Simpson's gimp!! Probably licks her asshole after she takes a dump haha lol You're one the site too, idiot!

i loooooooooooove her live her alone...!

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