Lindsay's has friends in porn
Turns out that new Maserati Lindsay Lohan's been driving around (and her assistant's been fucking up) for the past few weeks isn't actually hers. It belongs to her friend, film producer Dennis DeSantis. Oh, did I say "film" producer? Because I meant "porn" producer. From TMZ:
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Turns out that new Maserati Lindsay Lohan's been driving around (and her assistant's been fucking up) for the past few weeks isn't actually hers. It belongs to her friend, film producer Dennis DeSantis. Oh, did I say "film" producer? Because I meant "porn" producer. From TMZ:
The guy crazy enough to trust the exotic ride to a person with more traffic drama than Britney Spears is Dennis DeSantis -- a porn king who's produced such legendary classics as "Origami So Horny" and "Butt Sluts."Wow, I thought Lindsay would at least do some soft-core, Skinemax-type stuff to pay the bills before doing porn. Guess I was wrong. BTW Lindsay, here's some suggestions for the name of your first film:
No word on why Dennis lent LiLo the car -- but we're told there's no XXX catch to drive the ride. And as for the damage Lindsay's assistant caused to the whip, we're told Double D isn't even sweating it and will let Linz drive the car after it's been repaired -- an estimated $10,000 job. (Source)
I Know Who DPed Me
Mean Girls Who Don't Swallow
Herbie Fully Loaded with Cum
Confessions of a Teenage Bukkake Queen
lmfao!
Good movie names for Lilo
If there is a just and loving Satan please get her into porn...Hail Satan.