He tipped them off

Chris Brown jet-skiing in Miami (2/27)

Those pics of Chris Brown living it up in Miami last weekend just two weeks after he beat up Rihanna . . . he tipped the paparazzi off himself that he was going to be there. Because why wouldn't you want people to see that you were in good spirits after going through a traumatic event like beating up your girlfriend? From the New York Post:

How in the world did the paparazzi pack in Miami know where Chris Brown and Rihanna were hiding out? The two were staying at Sean Combs' gated estate on Star Island, where such celebrities as Jennifer Lopez, Gloria Estefan and Shaquille O'Neal hide from their fans. A source said, "Chris tipped off the photographers. He needs it to be out there that he and Rihanna are back together. His only chance for a career was if she got back together with him, and he wanted people to see them there." (Source)

Does anyone else get the feeling that the genius that told Chris it would be a good idea to be seen frolicking on a jet ski just days after beating the crap out of his girlfriend is probably the same guy that told O.J to go golfing while looking for the "real killers" of his ex-wife? My advice to Chris: The next time* you "have a talk" with Rihanna, make sure it's handled behind closed doors . . . and with an open hand. There's less bruising that way.

*You KNOW there will be a "next time"

[Mavrixonline]

Neurotic Pig

The next time Rihanna's bashed-up face is plastered all over the internet, Brown will claim he accidently ran her over with a jetski.

Mr. Ed

She needs to drop that fella, ella, ella.

Pinkey

Perhaps he could use a sock full of nickels?

twitter.com/mccaw

He looks like a younger Sinbad. That light brown skin, those ridiculous balloon lips (natural, too). I hate him. I wish he'd just off himself. I'd videotape myself pissing on his worthless grave and uploading it to YouTube. He's always been a no-talented poser/wannabe celeb. The rented luxury sports car just proves it. What an asshole.

Not only beating the lady in your life, but biting her, too? That's just savage... savage.

Carlos

I believe it was the great Mike Tyson who said that the way to "correct" your woman and get away with it is that you have to punch her in the head, because a woman isn't willing to shave her head to show bruises. You know he's right, too. He used to punch is pet tiger in the balls for fun.

www.blahgirls.com

Skeez!!!!