Jessica Alba at the Beverly Hills Farmer's Market (3/1)

If I had been at the Beverly Hills Farmer's Market yesterday, chances I wouldn't have been slapped after saying something vulgar about Jessica Alba's melons: 0%.

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  • The Dude

    too easy..

  • www.blahgirls.com

    Hey i was at the Beverly hills farmer's market yesterday! i didn't see jessica!

  • twitter.com/mccaw |||| mccaw@r

    What do all 3 have in common? All 3 of them are incapable of smiling.

  • kickassbadboy

    she's saying, "what size should my implants be?"

  • 8 inches

    Greatest Celebslam picture ever.

  • AHHHHAHAHA

    i was going to comment how dumbfounded she looks while holding those melons. Still, i'd love to squeeze hers all day


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