"Everyone was laughing at her."

"Everyone was laughing at her."

No Kim, it only works if you use the other side

Kim Kardashian's hosted a charity event last week in Miami and it didn't go quite as smooth as she hoped. Fuck you English language! From the New York Daily News:

While emceeing Russell Simmons' Rush Philanthropic benefit, the reality star "couldn’t pronounce the word 'philanthropy,'" snickers a spy. "Everyone was laughing at her." (Source)

In Kim's defense, it's hard pronouncing a four syllable word with a cock in your mouth.*

*assumed

[Pacific Coast News]

Phil

Philanpeeonme is a hard word to say. All I'm saying, yo.

hankyfranky

If they would have told her that Philanthropy was a new trendy type of nail polish she would have learned how to say it faster than she can suck a load out.

paranel

Did you really think she could? Could she walk and chew gum at the same time? She was friend with Paris Hilton after all. Remember?

PAZUZU

I bet when Grim Lardassian gets her rag gravy comes out and she uses dumplings for tampons. Oink, oink, moo.

Carlos

You guys are mean. I'd like to see you try to read when you have urine in your eyes.

Gdrive

In Kim's defense, it's hard pronouncing a four syllable word with a cock in your mouth.*

*assumed

i wonder if having one in her butt also spinning like a pot roast over an open fire pit would be interesting to see if she could pronounce it threatening to take her bentely away if she couldn't.

Too visual ??

pass the salsa and chips

Katie

there is a god

Gdrive

agree. lets hope there's more to come

dave

At least the cock wasn't peeing on her.