Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer at the Oscars last month

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer's interview with Gayle King at last month's Oscars:
"This is the first time I've ever walked a red carpet with someone," [Mayer] said.

"I think that's big. Are you both happy?" King asked.

Said Aniston, "Very happy." (Source)
E!'s Marc Malkin today:
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer may have called it quits. That's the rumor I'm hearing. A source says the pair's on-again, off-again relationship may have ended sometime within the last week, when Aniston returned from her overseas Marley & Me junket.

"He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour," the source said. (Source)
Another failed relationship. More heartbreak. More Häagen-Dazs. I feel for you Jennifer, I really do, but you know what has to happen. It's the elephant in the room that no one is talking about. You have to become a militant, man-hating lesbian. First, you'll need bumper stickers. Lots of them. I recommend starting with the classics: "Vaginatarian," "Pride Bride," and anything having to do with Xena: Warrior Princess. Also, you'll need a pair of Doc Martens. I hear Sears is having a sale. What are you waiting for? GO! NOW!

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She looks happy. I wonder if she knows she's in a relationship w/ a gay guy? :] I'm a guy and I would soooooooo tap that!!

ohh it's not John Mayer...it's her. If she would STOP with all the bullshit talk about ex boyfriends/husbands/etc and how she keeps "trinkets" of theirs to remind her of them and she STILL pulls them out to look at them she might be able to keep a new guy around. But her constantly on the rag about some Brad Pitt bullsh*t isn't going to get guys to like her, PERIOD.

Do you think they're into anal?

ahahahahaha .... ahahahahahah..... ahahahahahaha. (catch breath). ok. ahahahahahah. what a surprise, no?

Jennifer is the problem. John was a rented escort for the Oscars paid with lousy sex. If it was any good, he would stick around.

Funny how Team Aniston's been so quiet about the Mayer breakup. Have they now admitted to themselves it was a PR stunt all along? HA! Doesn't anyone find it curious that Jen has not been in a meaningful relationship since Brad? And no, Vince Vaughn doesn't count. That one screamed fake louder than the recent debbacle with Mayer.

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