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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer at the Oscars last month

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer's interview with Gayle King at last month's Oscars:

"This is the first time I've ever walked a red carpet with someone," [Mayer] said.

"I think that's big. Are you both happy?" King asked.

Said Aniston, "Very happy." (Source)

E!'s Marc Malkin today:

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer may have called it quits. That's the rumor I'm hearing. A source says the pair's on-again, off-again relationship may have ended sometime within the last week, when Aniston returned from her overseas Marley & Me junket.

"He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour," the source said. (Source)

Another failed relationship. More heartbreak. More Häagen-Dazs. I feel for you Jennifer, I really do, but you know what has to happen. It's the elephant in the room that no one is talking about. You have to become a militant, man-hating lesbian. First, you'll need bumper stickers. Lots of them. I recommend starting with the classics: "Vaginatarian," "Pride Bride," and anything having to do with Xena: Warrior Princess. Also, you'll need a pair of Doc Martens. I hear Sears is having a sale. What are you waiting for? GO! NOW!

[WENN]

lollipop

Funny how Team Aniston's been so quiet about the Mayer breakup. Have they now admitted to themselves it was a PR stunt all along? HA! Doesn't anyone find it curious that Jen has not been in a meaningful relationship since Brad? And no, Vince Vaughn doesn't count. That one screamed fake louder than the recent debbacle with Mayer.

cowbulls

Jennifer is the problem. John was a rented escort for the Oscars paid with lousy sex. If it was any good, he would stick around.

Kazoo

ahahahahaha .... ahahahahahah..... ahahahahahaha. (catch breath). ok. ahahahahahah. what a surprise, no?

jay

Do you think they're into anal?

AHHHHAHAHA

ohh it's not John Mayer...it's her. If she would STOP with all the bullshit talk about ex boyfriends/husbands/etc and how she keeps "trinkets" of theirs to remind her of them and she STILL pulls them out to look at them she might be able to keep a new guy around. But her constantly on the rag about some Brad Pitt bullsh*t isn't going to get guys to like her, PERIOD.

twitter.com/mccaw

She looks happy. I wonder if she knows she's in a relationship w/ a gay guy? :] I'm a guy and I would soooooooo tap that!!