Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt at Body English in Las Vegas (3/8)

I don't know if you heard the news, but Paris Hilton's vacuous new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt apparently runs Hollywood now. From the New York Post:
Starlet Amanda Bynes was refused entry to LA's Club H'Wood the other night, causing some celebrity blogs to dub her "desperate" and "clamoring" to get in. What they didn't note was that reality star/doorman Frankie Delgado was out front and "wouldn't let Amanda in because his best pal Doug Reinhardt [Bynes' ex and Paris Hilton's current beau] was inside," said our source. (Source)
Oh c'mon, Amanda and Doug are both adults. I'm sure they would have had a polite if not slightly awkward conversation when they saw each other:

"Hey Doug."

"Oh hey Amanda."

"How have you been?"

"Good. I don't know if you heard but I'm dating Paris Hilton now."

"Yeah I heard. By the way. I want my hair dryer back."

"Sorry, I lost it . . . inside Paris. Oh god help me, she's insatiable! Take me back, please! I promise I'll be good!"

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[WENN]
  • chris

    Doesn't she realize how fuckin ridiculous she looks with that damn flapper headband? Could her ears stick out even more?

  • jeezlouise

    Paris is laughable-daily-what a joke. With Herpes.And huge feet. And a gaping Vag, and a horse face.

  • cowbulls

    I hope you have a thick rubber suit.

  • Jake

    I would do this chick six ways from Sunday


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