Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are still dating
The horrible rumors I wrote about last week are true: Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green didn't break up. His dick hits the floor, right? I mean, he unzips his pants and his dick literally just falls out onto the floor, right? It has to. An insider told In Touch:
His fame His money His name is tattooed above her crotch. I mean seriously, those things are harder to remove than Rosie O'Donnell from a Hometown Buffet. As the eloquent Mr. Johnny Cochran used to say: "As long as there's ink, he'll get full reign of her stink" -- I'm pretty sure he got that from Leviticus.
[WENN, Flynet]
The horrible rumors I wrote about last week are true: Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green didn't break up. His dick hits the floor, right? I mean, he unzips his pants and his dick literally just falls out onto the floor, right? It has to. An insider told In Touch:
"They didn’t break up. They hit a rough patch. But in every long-term relationship, people go through ups and downs." . . . Another friend adds that recently, Megan and Brian, who have been together since 2004, even agreed to seek help for their relationship problems. "In early March, they decided to enter counseling in hopes of staying together. It was a mutual decision. Lots of couples go to therapy together, and they are committed to try and make it work."The real reason why Megan is sticking with Brian:
Doesnt this guy also have a kid with Vanessa Marcil? Lucky bad acting son of a bitch
man BOTH are way to hot for this SOB. Nick you must be right, the guy HAS to be "packing" a mean punch downstairs...or maybe it's like the Guy Richie/Madonna thing, he doesnt fuck them, they fuck him
Look at her fucking thumbs! LMAO!!!
what are we looking for in her thumbs? that they're opposable? not all of us are inbred like yourself.
thats her manicure
i doubt her nails are really that short AND black
yes she has...look
http://www.widescreenwallpaper.org/images/wallpapers/megan-fox-1920x1200-27161-30819.jpeg
She's got "toe-thumbs"!!!
Damn Brian Austin Green and people like him that constanstly pull hot chicks that are out of their league.
Fox : extremely overrated, surgically stereotyped dull face. Will age badly.
shes perfection
I guess he's not finished tappin' that azz...
Bag the face, tap the ass
I can't get past all the ink. She looks too trashy.
Yes he did sell it.