Chuck Norris is ready

Chuck Norris wants to be President

Chuck Norris is ready . . . ready for the revolution man. In fact, Chuck would like to be President of Texas after it secedes from the union. Wait, what? From CNN:

“I may run for president of Texas,” Norris wrote Monday in a column posted at WorldNetDaily. “That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”

The actor claimed “thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation” and said that if states decide to secede from the union, that Texas would lead the way. Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we'd do if the going got rough in America. Let there be no doubt about that.” (Source)

Obviously Chuck's taken one too many roundhouse kicks to the head. Either that or the Total Gym has turned him into a Total Moron. The idea that there are "thousands of cell groups" around the country just waiting to facilitate America's collapse is completely absurd . . . unless you count salespeople from AMWAY. Frankly, there's only one person I can think of that's capable of creating a mass uprising in this country: Alessandra Ambrosio.

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Axel

Actually, Chuck could run for President of Stupid.

snow ball

bwahahahahahaha!

Gdrive

sure does have the hair coloring process down

Vox Populi

There is nothing that id rather see than a Sovereign Texas state with American AC130 specter gunships orbiting Dallas and Houston. Good luck, Chuck.

/s

Shenanighans

Im more of a Marisa Miller fan myself. But I would vote for Chuck, why bc I would be too scared not too.

jay

Wow, what we need is a revelation not a revolution. I think passing out photos of Alessandra Ambrosio at every street corner across the county would be all it takes to open peoples' eyes.

Anonymous

Let the revolution begin! With Chuck nothing can stop us except their secret weapon Alessandra Ambrosio. We must steal this technology to succeed in our mission.