Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib last year

Adnan Ghalib's latest legal troubles -- he was charged with three felonies last month after hitting a process server with his car -- could find him deported . . . to fucking Afghanistan! Holy shit. From the Daily Mail:

The photographer moved to Birmingham from Afghanistan with his family when he was five years old, and he works in the US. But if he is listed as Afghani in the legal papers, he could be deported to the war-torn country.

"The country of citizenship listed on the legal files is where someone convicted of a serious crime will be deported to whether they hold a green card or not," a source from the Los Angeles police told People News. "There is some confusion on his court documents over where he comes from. Some list the country as Afghanistan, but another states his nationality as British." (Source)

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Just a year ago Adnan reached the peak of his professional career as a slimy blackmailing gold digger. Today he's facing the possibility of jail time or even worse, being deported to what most consider hell on Earth: Detroit Afghanistan. I'm not sure what religion Adnan believes in, but if he's smart, he'll start freshening up on Buddhism . . . or more specifically, karma.
[Pacific Coast News]