Britney Spears' dad not happy with her tour so far

Despite the fact that no one died and nothing burned down, Britney Spears' dad Jamie was not happy with Britney Spears' first concert in New Orleans last week. A "close Spears associate" told the Chicago Sun Times:

"I don't know what [Jamie Spears] was smokin', but he was very unhappy with Britney's [first] performance of her 'The Circus' tour in New Orleans . . . Britney was very unhappy [about her dad's remarks] and told him he was full of shit," added the source.

Reportedly, the singer's dad felt Britney's "timing was a bit off." (Source)

Can you really blame Jamie for not being impressed with Britney's show? When your daughter is performing in front of thousands of people dressed up like a sluttier version of a Barnum & Bailey ringmaster, you probably don't consider it one of your proudest parental moments.* The reason why Britney named her tour after a circus is becoming clear however: her father's a clown.

*Jamie's proudest? When a 4-year-old Britney learned to stand still long enough so he could balance his beer on her head. Mobile beer holder!

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