It's easy pulling ass if you're Hugh Grant

Raise your hand if you think making out with two women at once is fun. OK, then my original point stands. Being Hugh Grant is fun. From the New York Post:

Hugh Grant likes flirting with women two at a time. Grant who's in town filming "Did You Hear About the Morgans?" was at Beatrice Inn Friday night. "He could barely keep his eyes open," said our spy. But he was awake enough to entertain two women "a brunette and a blonde," said the snitch. "He would make out with one girl, then turn to the other." Grant's rep confirmed he was there but told us, "There was no kissing. This is complete rubbish." (Source)

It must be nice to be nearly a decade removed from your last successful movie and STILL be able to pull two chicks at one time. This dude was once caught with a prostitute that suspiciously looked like a dude, yet he's still able to pull hot ass. I can't do that with $300 and a bus pass down to Ensenada. If this story teaches us anything, it's this: When trying to hook up with hot chicks, fame is > than higher education. Ask the ShamWow guy. Even he gets laid more than I do.

[Pacific Coast News]