Aw dammit

Brian Austin Green is still banging Megan Fox

Star magazine claims that -- despite calling off their engagement -- Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are still getting it on. But I sent her a fruit basket! Her heart belongs to me! From the mag:

The hot young actress and her longtime beau called it quits on Feb. 24 with Megan moving out of his Hollywood Hills home four days later. But while packing up her things, she was still spending steamy nights with him. For the first two days after their split, it appeared Megan had relocated to a nearby hotel, a source tells Star. "But she returned both nights to stay over with Brian!"

So why can't they stay away? Despite their problems, they have a superhot sex life. "They've had problems with every facet with their relationship — except in bed," says a friend. (Source)

Damn it. This is just one more reason for me to hate Brian Austin Green. Not only does he get to bang arguably the hottest chick on the planet, but now he doesn't even have to commit to her. The only way this guy's life could get any better is if he somehow found a career.

[Mavrixonline]

Neurotic Pig

Thumbnail #4 is arousing yet disturbing. My penis is confused... I'll confront my fears and bash one out anyway.

cowbulls

The tattoos make an otherwise hot woman look trashy. I'm happy to hear that she knows what to do with that excellant body of hers.

Pinkey

I'm guessing he doesn't beat her ass.

Nathiest

Good. I like BAG. hehe BAG! uh yay the dude is cool.

Anonymous

Bang away. I wouldnt touch her with your penis, well maybe i would cuz you would like that.

Carlos

This proves that God is a comedian. I bet his has a monster shlong, too.

www.blahgirls.com

Who says he doesn't want to commit to her? If you ask me, it seems like it's the other way around!

Anonymous

i dont care, i'll still bang her also.