Ashlee Simpson leaving the Troubadour club in West Hollywood (12/8)
So I guess Ashlee Simpson is an actress now or something. It was announced today that the singer -- who's only acting experience is faking orgasms with her husband Pete Wentz 3-4 times a week -- is set to play the role of Violet Foster in the CW's remake of Melrose Place. In other news, the CW is possibly run by retarded monkeys. From E!:
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So I guess Ashlee Simpson is an actress now or something. It was announced today that the singer -- who's only acting experience is faking orgasms with her husband Pete Wentz 3-4 times a week -- is set to play the role of Violet Foster in the CW's remake of Melrose Place. In other news, the CW is possibly run by retarded monkeys. From E!:
The "Pieces of Me" singer, who was once a regular on 7th Heaven and appears alongside her husband in the March 18 episode of CSI: NY, will play Violet Foster, a Spokane, Wash., gal who hops on the bus to Los Angeles the day after she graduated. Violet is described as having a sex appeal she's not afraid to use to her advantage and a seeming small-town naiveté that masks her shrewd, plotting nature.If Ashlee's a series regular, you know we're eventually going to see a cameo from Pete. So the question is, what role are we going to see him playing? My guess: Makeup counter girl at Nordstrom.
"I'm thrilled to be joining the cast of Melrose Place and I look forward to being a part of its new generation of residents," she said in a statement. (Source)
i don't care. i'll still bang her
A little bird also told me that the CW is doing a remake of "My Mother the Car," starring Bronson Pinchot as the naive family man with a heart of gold and Suzane Somers as the voice of the wife reincarnated as a talking dildo in their daughters' hamper. I love the CW.
Singer?? Who the hell said she was a singer. I thought her SNL mishap showed she wasnt a singer, dancer, or actor.