Lindsay Lohan for Fornarina

Here's Lindsay Lohan's newest ad for Fornarina, some kind of company based somewhere. Honestly, I have no clue what they're selling. Halfway through the ad, I had a massive seizure due to all the flashing lights.* For all I know, they sell farm equipment.

*despite this, I found the ad to be roughly ten times more watchable than Georgia Rule.

  • Minge

    Whatever these folks are selling is aimed at the "recently divorced 30somethings terrified by the prospect of dying alone" demographic.

  • Smak

    Is Fornarina some sort of combination of "fornication" and "gonorrhea"? Because, if so...Awesome casting.

  • Jess

    And the funny thing is, Linds still thinks she's hot sh*t.

  • Carlos

    You fucking owe me 41 seconds.

  • Dr.Trippin

    Dr.Trippin says that this is a nice trick to make you search about the product/company. Just make a retarded commercial and let the consumer figure it out. It's old but it works (most of the times). The fact that they used a junkie to promote their product makes the scheme even more obvious. In other words, Nick you're right. They could be selling anything from farm equipment to used dildos...

  • Wait, WHAT?

    her paycheck from this got her enough coke for another week. I still can't believe she has never won an Oscar!

  • Shenanighans

    The only ad Lohan should be in for is Fornicate.

  • pak

    i just pissed my pants laughing!!


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