Am I tripping or did I really just see this?

Lindsay Lohan for Fornarina

Here's Lindsay Lohan's newest ad for Fornarina, some kind of company based somewhere. Honestly, I have no clue what they're selling. Halfway through the ad, I had a massive seizure due to all the flashing lights.* For all I know, they sell farm equipment.

*despite this, I found the ad to be roughly ten times more watchable than Georgia Rule.

Minge

Whatever these folks are selling is aimed at the "recently divorced 30somethings terrified by the prospect of dying alone" demographic.

Smak

Is Fornarina some sort of combination of "fornication" and "gonorrhea"? Because, if so...Awesome casting.

Jess

And the funny thing is, Linds still thinks she's hot sh*t.

Carlos

You fucking owe me 41 seconds.

Dr.Trippin

Dr.Trippin says that this is a nice trick to make you search about the product/company. Just make a retarded commercial and let the consumer figure it out. It's old but it works (most of the times). The fact that they used a junkie to promote their product makes the scheme even more obvious. In other words, Nick you're right. They could be selling anything from farm equipment to used dildos...

Wait, WHAT?

her paycheck from this got her enough coke for another week. I still can't believe she has never won an Oscar!

Shenanighans

The only ad Lohan should be in for is Fornicate.

pak

i just pissed my pants laughing!!