He's so gay

I think Alex Rodriguez is over Madonna. In Vail recuperating from hip surgery, the Yankees' star is sticking his penis into anything that moves. From the Chicago Sun Times:
A-Rod reportedly has been hosting a "revolving door" of gorgeous beauties at his rented condo -- one sexy ski bunny right after the next. "I've never seen anything like it," chuckled a Vail observer. "His nickname [of A-Rod] is very appropriate. The guy's been busy day and night. ... I thought hip surgery meant you had to keep your hips immobile for a while."

One thing's clear: He's over Madonna. The superstar supposedly phoned the other night, but Rodriguez ducked her call --claiming he was getting a "treatment" for his healing hip when he was merely partying with several lovelies. (Source)
If A-Rod has such an easy go of it pulling hot young ass, why did he ever waste his time with an old hag like Madonna? The only explanation that makes sense is that he was depriving himself so that when he hooked up with younger/hotter chicks, he'd enjoy it more. It's the same principle that competitive eaters use when they starve themselves before a competition. The only difference is that with an eating contest -- unlike having sex with Madonna -- after you're done you don't always throw up.

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  • Nina J

    Also he is not staying in a rented condo.. he rented the penthouse at the newest hotel in vail

  • Nina J

    This is a bunch of bullshit! I work at the hotel that Arod is staying at and he is hardly ever seen leaving his room. He has been in his room most of the time and there has not been women in and out of his room. He has security 24/7. Plus, we are in the mountains! Woman are not up to his standards out here, especially not the locals.

  • Carlos

    Wow. Nothing to prove there, huh buddy? That must be one hell of a book that's coming out on you next month, something tells me that steroids wasn't the only liquid injected into your ass.

  • mr fraude

    we're all just jealous; of his checking account that is. i highly doubt he is gay but he is still and always will be a douche bag. for someone who doesn't do many things right in terms of PR, he has a knack for continually making an ass of himself. see you at fenway this summer a-fraude!

  • cheapprick

    I don't think being over someone has anything to do with getting it wet. In fact nothing helps mend a broken heart faster than some fresh beaver... and it's all gotta be fresher than madonnas. One more thing, the article doesn't at all suggest that the 'beauties' are female...


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