March 8, 2009 - March 14, 2009 NUDE!

Chris Brown, his manager Tina Davis, and his mom Joyce at his 18th birthday party in New York

TMZ is claiming the woman at the center of the Chris Brown/Rihanna fight last month was his manager, 39-year-old Tina Davis (on Brown's right above, your left). Recall from the LAPD affidavit describing Brown's attack that the couple's fight started after Rihanna "picked up Brown’s cellular telephone and observed a three page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with." So he banged his manager. No big deal, right? Well there's been whispers that Davis first started tapping that ass when Chris was 16 . . .  *lets out sigh of relief* . . . Finally, a rape angle to this story.

Cindy Crawford bikini pics!

Cindy Crawford in St. Tropez (July 2006)

Madonna leaving the Kabbalah Centre in New York (3/9)

You know the old cartoon gag where someone would dangle a carrot on a stick in front of a horse or a donkey to get it to move? I think someone should do that with Madonna, but instead of dangling a carrot, you dangle a sign that has the word "RELEVANCY" printed on it in big, bold letters, and then sit back and laugh as she desperately tries to catch it.

Kourtney Kardashian leaving My House nightclub in West Hollywood (3/6)

This is great news. Because you know what happens when the Kardashian sisters* get drunk. Lights, camera, action!

*Except Khloe. When she gets drunk, it's usually goes: Lights, camera . . . guy slips out of his restraints, escapes out the window, flags down passing car, yells "Just drive man! I've seen terrible things!"

Britney Spears bikini pics! (Miami - 3/9)

Enjoying a day off from her concert tour, Britney Spears was seen lounging around the pool of her Miami Hotel yesterday. The day was somewhat of a milestone for Britney as it marked the first time since 2006 that she used a bikini for swimwear and not as a "fancy restaurant outfit." That's progress for you.

Hayden Panettiere at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel grand reopening in Waikiki (3/7)

Hayden Panettiere was in full diva mode at a fundraiser in Hawaii over the weekend. J.Lo would have been so proud. *wipes tear* From Us Weekly:

The 19-year-old Heroes star -- who recently split with Milo Ventimiglia because of her club-going ways -- was testy when she first stepped on the red carpet at a fundraiser benefiting the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific Foundation Sunday in Honolulu.

"Back up!" she yelled at photographers. After posing for photos, she brushed by reporters.

A female television reporter touched her shoulder and asked, "May we talk with you, Hayden?"

Miffed, the actress jerked her head around and screamed, "Don't you ever touch me!"

She then icily asked a red carpet handler, "Oh, am I supposed to do interviews?"

Approaching various media outlets, she snapped again: "You all make my life miserable" and refused to answer any questions. (Source)

Keep this shit up Hayden and it's only a matter of time until we see you on The Surreal Life 14 helping a drunken Nick Jonas back to his room as Miley Cyrus showers you with N-bombs. Looking forward to it.

Chris Brown is desperate to repair his image

Chris Brown and his management team are working overtime on "Project Mea Culpa," the plan to repair the singer's tattered image -- and Rihanna's gonna help. According to the Chicago Sun Times, Brown and Rihanna are planning on co-authoring a book about abuse, which they'll promote together on the talk show circuit. A source close to Brown's legal team told the paper:

"The only way Chris can possibly reverse things is to come clean and help raise awareness about abusive relationships. Obviously this is a public relations campaign, but it only will work if there's genuine healing, contrition and a path to preventing future problems. ... It's another example of trying to turn a bad situation into something good ... where people can learn to change habits."

Part of the deal involves a contractual agreement between Rihanna and Brown. Word has it, the alleged abuser has agreed to pay Rihanna "as much as $10 million" and possibly more "if he as much as squeezes her arm the wrong way," said the Brown insider. (Source)

After Chris fails miserably at repairing his image, how long until he turns to gay porn to pay the bills? Early 2010? At this point he could build a sanctuary for orphaned puppy-kitten hybrids and people would still hate his guts. The only way he will ever get back into the good graces of the public is if he sets up a Pay-Per-View event where he's tied to a wall spread eagle and Rihanna is allowed to kick him in the nuts until her foot is as bruised as her face was. Of course if we're going to be really sadistic, there's an even worse thing we could do to Chris: force him to watch a full week of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rachel Bilson (wearing the celeb-favorite Skyline Jean from Paige) out and about in Hollywood (3/6)

+ Introducing Mrs. Adriana Lima-Jaric. Ouch. [Bastardly]

+ Karla is the cute college girl of the week [College Humor]
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt showing a little belly [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Amber Heard is Frickin' Sexy in GQ Italy [Egotastic!]
+ That's not what you're supposed to wear to the beach Hayden [Hollywood Tuna]

+ It's Hilary Duff's cleavage! [Popoholic]
+ Will she please just shut up already [Just Jared]
+ Marcia Cross is good people [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Shauna Sand wants her daughter to be a whore [The Blemish]

+ Drew Barrymore does not look like that [Dlisted]
+ Jimmy Kimmell and Sarah Silverman break up again [Cele|bitchy]
+ A little something for the ladies [A Socialite's Life]
+ Female celebs with man hands [CityRag]

Irina Shayk

Russian model Irina Shayk

Megan Fox

Megan Fox leaving Ivy at the Shore restaurant in Santa Monica (3/8)