You sneaky bitch

Adriana Lima marries boyfriend Marko Jaric

Adriana Lima snuck off on Valentine's Day and got married to her stupid boyfriend, NBA player Marko Jaric. Wow, Valentine's Day. How original. From People:

Adriana Lima, a Brazilian supermodel and a Victoria's Secret Angel, eloped with NBA star Marko Jaric on Feb. 14 in Jackson Hole, Wyo., in a small, private civil ceremony, PEOPLE confirms exclusively.

"We are so excited about our future together," says Lima. "And we are really looking forward to a big romantic wedding this summer with all of our friends and family." (Source)

Just hilarious Adriana. Ohhh, let's have a secret wedding and invite nobody. Well the joke's on you bitch: guess who's not getting the fancy bread machine she registered for. It has three speeds, too. THREE FUCKING SPEEDS! And it makes a pretty killer cinnamon bun dough . . . I might have opened it.

[WENN]