Charlie Sheen at the MAGIC Marketplace convention in Las Vegas (2/17)

As Charlie Sheen parties it up in Vegas, his pregnant wife Brooke Mueller is relaxing in the hospital. In Charlie's defense, that is, like, a 45 minute flight back to L.A. It's pretty inconvenient. From The Media Buffet:

Brooke Mueller Sheen, wife of Charlie, is hospitalized at Cedars Sinai in Beverly Hills for complications during her pregnancy. Meanwhile Charlie is allegedly partying it up at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. No one at Cedars has seen hide nor hair of him. We hear they were not getting along, but could he really be that HEARTLESS??? (Source)

What did Brooke expect? She married Charlie Sheen! Charlie's just not the type to hold a candlelight vigil by the bedside of his hospitalized wife. He's the type to hold twenties in his mouth while strippers try to suffocate him with their silicone implants. If Brooke had wanted to be with a Saint, she should have enrolled in Catholic school . . . and been a 12-year-old boy.

[WENN]