Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali leaving Kirna Zabete Boutique in New York (1/23)

Uh oh. Ali Lohan is moving in with her sister Lindsay. This can't possibly end well. Unless you drive one of those tour buses around Hollywood showing tourists where famous people overdosed. "And right over there is the house where little Ali Lohan collapsed after a 7 day binge . . ." From the National Enquirer:

...Lindsay leased a three-bedroom Spanish-style house for $10,000 a month on El Contento Drive. It's just a stone's throw from Sam's rental on Beachwood Drive ... the two have agreed that separate homes would be better for their relationship and also for Lindsay's well-being and career, said the source. Lindsay's younger sister, 15-year-old Ali, will be living with her while trying to achieve her showbiz dreams.

The source added: "Everyone's hoping the lifestyle change, along with the responsiblity of baby-sitting her sister, will re-energize Lindsay and help recharge her acting career." (Print Edition - 2/23)

Is moving in with Lindsay really the best idea for jumpstarting Ali's career? Teenagers can be so impressionable* and living with Lindsay might cause Ali to pick up some of her sister's bad habits -- like drinking, drug use, and fading into obscurity. Of course with Lindsay's career now in the toilet, we all know the real reason why she's taking on her sister as a housemate: rent money bait.

*and really hard to coerce into a van sometimes
[Pacific Coast News]