Mickey Rourke at the BAFTA Awards in London (2/8)

Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love are rumored to be . . . dating. *pukes in mouth* A source told the Mirror:
"Courtney has quite a crush on Mickey and finds him utterly compelling. They've known each other for years - she's stuck by him through the good times and the bad. Now he's back on the Hollywood A-list he's gone up another notch in the desirability stakes.

"Mickey texted Courtney totally out of the blue, around the time of the Golden Globes, asking to take her out for the night. They met up in secret and had an awesome evening. Let's just say they didn't stop at holding hands and a chaste peck on the cheek. They were supposed to hook up after the Elle bash and share a hotel suite. I think Courtney was banking on it. But Mickey was suffering from the BAFTAs the night before and appeared to be lapping up all the attention from women." (Source)
Can you imagine if these two ever reproduced? Their baby would look like Kuato from Total Recall. Besides, what's Mickey doing with Courtney Love anyway? After all of his recent success, he could be with tons of better-looking women like Rosie O'Connell, Amy Winehouse, or Clay Aiken. Of course, we all know what Courtney sees in Mickey: he reminds her of what her ex-husband looks like . . . now.

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These rumors about Mickey and C-Love are exactly that: RUMORS! Mickey was quoted saying he would rather spend time on a deserted island with a GORILLA than date Courteney Love! Rude!

Wow, I would sooooooooooo tap that! I'm talkin' long and hard. :-)

Ah, this whole "I'd rather fuck a gorila"-thing is just David & Mady 'Moonlighting' dance. The two want each other BAD.

this is what heath ledger would've looked like in 30 years.

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