Lindsay Lohan at the Matthew Williamson store opening in New York (2/15)

Though it looks like Lindsay Lohan already knows this, I thought I'd share a little "shopping" tip with the rest of you. When the security tag on the article of clothing you're trying to steal (in Lindsay's case, on the bottom of her dress) sets off the door sensor and one of the store workers yells "Stop that woman!", I've found that pointing ahead and running -- like you're chasing the "real" thief -- helps you get a fast and smooth getaway.

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[WWTDD, WENN]
  • ktreads

    I like Lindsay and that is a great dress but its makes her (or she is) way too skinny! She looks like a Bobble Head figure in the middle picture hahaha!

  • Hank

    Women look great in pantyhose

  • catdog

    Tell her to eat something, geez. She looks terrible.

  • gossip junky

    how come all these losers always have to add in the crap about some bogus sites celebs are supposed to be looking for men or women on?

  • lindsaysanidiot!!!

    hahahahahahha...what a loooooooooooser!!!!

  • Escape

    That is one of the dresses from Summer 09 collection (#7), and I think the store just gave it to her for this promo. It's not Lindsay's fault that some assistant forgot to remove a tag before giving it to her.

  • RURETARTED?

    Is it her assistant's job to wipe her ass too?? Bitch can't notice a big security tag hanging from her dress herself??

  • KG

    How old is she? Without being too caddy, she looks like a woman about 40, too thin, trying to look 25.



    It's sad that her "career" has devolved into solely Page Six fodder. She seemed to have a bit of acting talent back when.

  • Hugh G. Rection

    Damn, I'd hit the both of them YUMMY

  • Portal malfunction

    "the door censor" ...



    NC-17, entrance restricted?

  • sara-amw

    she looks old!

  • takemy

    Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club 'Ri ch k iss. com' OMG!!! Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things?

  • Maxwell Hammer

    Her an Winona Ryder should have a shopping trip. Maybe Winona could give her some advice on Hollywood.


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