Simon Cowell at the Dorchester Hotel in London (2/9)
You know how you can tell he's drunk but not totally drunk? He's only down to the third button on his shirt. After his tenth brandy, that's when the fourth button is undone and the chest hair comes out to play. Ladies, you better hope you're not wearing panties when that happens because I guarantee you will lose them.
[Flynet]
You know how you can tell he's drunk but not totally drunk? He's only down to the third button on his shirt. After his tenth brandy, that's when the fourth button is undone and the chest hair comes out to play. Ladies, you better hope you're not wearing panties when that happens because I guarantee you will lose them.
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He is hoooooot .Even when he is drunk.