Rihanna's first statement

Rihanna in Beverly Hills last year

OMG! It's words! From Rihanna's proxy! The singer's rep said:

"At the request of the authorities, Rihanna is not commenting about the incident involving Chris Brown. She wants to assure her fans that she remains strong, is doing well, and deeply appreciates the outpouring of support she has received during this difficult time."

Lame. Rihanna's being too serious. Would it kill her to be a little funnier? This isn't nuclear policy we're talking about, it's domestic violence. Lighten up. Like how cool would it have been if she challenged Chris Brown to a steel cage match. "March 3 at the Georgia Dome in Atlanta! Be there or be square!"

[Mavrixonline]

Anonymous

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Hahaha

Moe

Wow funny shit guys domestic battery is so fucking hilarious!! I know lest all beat the shit outta your mom bet that shit would be funny!!!

Shenanighans

A little Celebrity Death Match action sounds about right.

Brett187

Shut it whiners, celebslam IS funny, and Rhianna deverse everything she gets for going out with a R&B singer with the last name Brown! Didn't she learn anything from Whitney!!

cavalier44

Not funny, celebslam. Not funny.

sherbert

shit - i didn't realise that domestic violence was something to laugh about.

twitter.com/mccaw

"Would it kill her"???? Kind of insensitive, CS, when Chris Brown (((DID))) try and kill her, threatening to kill her _while_ he was choking her... into unconsciousness. Try and have a little sympathy next time. This isn't a laughing matter.

www.blahgirls.com

Didn't she say this a few days ago? I want new news!