Celine Dion has a stalker

Why in the hell would you stalk Celine Dion? What, Belinda Carlisle was unavailable? From CTV Montreal:

Laval [Montreal] police have arrested a man suspected of stalking Céline Dion. The 41-year-old was arrested outside the gates of Dion's home on Île Gagnon in Laval, Quebec, at about 10 a.m. Friday morning. The man buzzed the intercom and demanded to see Dion, or her husband, René Angélil. When he refused to leave, security called police. By the time police arrived, the man had left the property. But officers arrested him a short time later, when he returned to the gates. The suspect, who has been sent to hospital for a psychiatric evaluation, will appear in court Monday to face charges of harassment. (Source)

There are only three reasons why a person would actually stalk Celine Dion: 1. You're interested in learning her secrets to marrying older fat men, 2. You have an unhealthy obsession with Lord of the Rings and you mistook her for Gollum, or 3. That stupid "My Heart Will Go On" song keeps you up every night and you haven't been able to get it out of your head since 1997 and just when you think it's finally gone you hear it on an elevator or in the waiting room at your dentist's office Celine Dion must die Celine Dion must die Celine Dion must die -- *clears throat* Sooooo, how about those Lakers?

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