Um, why was Paris Hilton at the Grammys?

A contestant on the UK version of Paris Hilton's My New BFF has confirmed what many of us have suspected all along: Paris Hilton has fucking massive feet. Contestant Laura Meakin told the Daily Mirror:
"[Paris] told me she could only wear Christian Louboutin or Gucci shoes because shes a UK size 8 or 9 and they are the only shoes which dont make her feet look absolutely massive." (Source)
This story just goes to prove the theory I've had for years that Paris Hilton is really the legendary Sasquatch. My evidence? Her massive feet and the fact that she's never been photographed in the same picture as the grotesque, hairy beast . . . unless of course you're talking about Rick Solomon.

NOTE: For those of you on the mainland wondering what a "UK size 8 or 9" translates into, click here.

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  • Tig

    Boo to you! Slagging people for celebutarded behaviour is funny and worthy because they deserve to reap what they sow. But slagging someone for a feature of their natural skeleton is just depressing. Boooooo. Stuff like this makes me feel inadequate because I am a girl with relatively big feet. I hate you all :(

  • UGG boots UK

    Ohh nice star and nice shoess....This particular clearance sale is shaping up rather nicely, and I've seen plenty of boots, sandals, pumps and sneakers I'd love to snap up for myself.

  • parisfan

    Great long toes which unfortunately she doesn't show off much!! Here's the ultimate gallery of Paris Hiltons's feet:

    http://www.celebsfeetpics.com/...

  • hiren

    This is a ridiculous posting . . . Taller women have larger feet. She is relatively tall . . . I mean, what would she looking like walking around with size 4 shoes.

  • hiren

    hiiiiiiiiii

  • Anonymous

    to anonymous.....she is not exactly the tallest person around. she simply has giant feet. loser

  • Anonymous

    This is a ridiculous posting . . . Taller women have larger feet. She is relatively tall . . . I mean, what would she looking like walking around with size 4 shoes.

  • Jared Yocom

    size 11 huh? her dick must be huge.

  • cola

    her feet ar HUGE no matter what she wears. i have always noticed in all her pictures. so that is a LAME excuse, and if that is what she believes then her people have been lying to her because it is soooooo not true.

  • cowbulls

    Size 11 shoes!! How does that relate to her other body parts? I hope her lovers strap on a 2 x 4 so they don’t fall in.

  • Bebu

    she has already said numerous times that she wears a size 11. this is not new news

  • Veronica

    Love the shoes!

  • deka@thatshideous.com

    paris actually has nice legs!

    now that dress... she's still lacking taste

  • Carlos

    Are we sure that Paris isn't a tranny? The evidence proving her a member of club vagina is not conclusive.


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