Um, why was Paris Hilton at the Grammys?

A contestant on the UK version of Paris Hilton's My New BFF has confirmed what many of us have suspected all along: Paris Hilton has fucking massive feet. Contestant Laura Meakin told the Daily Mirror:
"[Paris] told me she could only wear Christian Louboutin or Gucci shoes because shes a UK size 8 or 9 and they are the only shoes which dont make her feet look absolutely massive." (Source)
This story just goes to prove the theory I've had for years that Paris Hilton is really the legendary Sasquatch. My evidence? Her massive feet and the fact that she's never been photographed in the same picture as the grotesque, hairy beast . . . unless of course you're talking about Rick Solomon.

NOTE: For those of you on the mainland wondering what a "UK size 8 or 9" translates into, click here.

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