Panic attacks threatening Britney's tour

Panic attacks threatening to derail Britney Spears' tour

I, I don't understand. Britney's supposed to be cured. Us Weekly told me! From UK tabloid The Sun:

Britney Spears has been suffering paralysing panic attacks as she prepares for her world tour. Sources say the star, 27, has been throwing tantrums and locking herself in her room or bathroom amid "terrible attacks of nerves". Dad Jamie, who controls her affairs, has had to call her doctors.

One source said: "Britney is in danger of not going on tour as she has been having paralysing panic attacks. Every time there is a crisis, Britney screams and cries and locks herself in her room. She has been telling her doctor she feels under pressure and ill when she thinks about touring. She is worried about being on the road without her kids, and fears that her performance will be branded a flop." (Source)

Those episodes Britney's been having aren't an "attack of nerves." They're the shakes. She's going through Frappuccino withdrawals. The shakes have gotten so bad lately her dad's thinking about putting her on methadone. It's true. I couldn't possibly make this up. No way I could ever lie about Britney. They don't call me the Abe Lincoln of gossip bloggers for nothing.

[WENN]

www.blahgirls.com

I'm thinking it's time for BritBrit to take a little break and RELAX.

Spears

This chick is washed up like my new pair of Lucky 7's. She has little to no talent and is an irresponsible parent. She needs to click her heels 3 times to go back to Louisiana. Her mother and father are living off her yes, but she had years to get her life in order and didn't. Now go on tour, make your millions and shut the fuck up! WENCH!

Laura

Por Britney she doesn't stand a chance with her father controlling and exploiting her.

Remember this is the man who is a former bankrupt and recovering alcoholic, who once held a journalist against her will for 4 hours and every time she tried to leave he got handy with a cleaver!