Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of He's Just Not That Into You at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (2/2)

Remember when Jennifer Aniston was outraged that the press wouldn't stop talking about her personal life? Well guess who's still revealing [creepy] details of her personal life? Go ahead. Guess. From Aniston's recent interview with Marie Claire (along with Drew Barrymore):
Marie Claire: You don’t feel you can get to know someone online?

Drew Barrymore: You think people tell the truth about themselves? Every guy is 6′4″ with a huge schlong. That’s why people love it so much. Internet does not equal sodium pentathal. I remember when I first started dating, the big thing was Radio Shack answering machines. It was such a huge deal to run home and check your messages. And when you could actually check from another phone? That was, like, the craziest thing ever!

Jennifer Aniston: I still have the cassette tapes of messages from my first boyfriend, my second boyfriend, my husband… it’s like saving love letters. (Source)
Yikes. After Jen's little revelation, the way I see it, John Mayer has two options: I-5 or I-15. The 5 will probably get him out of town quickest but the 15 does have Vegas along the way. Hmmmm, tough decision but one that has to be made. Or he could just fake his own death.

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[WENN]
  • cowbulls

    What a waste of what used to be a good looking woman. Over the hill and only a large bank account to lure a man.

  • sarah

    you might wanna say my EX husband.duhhh it's overrrr. get over it lady

  • Shenanighans

    Wow that must be an awkward message to have saved. "Hey Jen its Brad, umm im not coming home today bc im knee deep in Angelina Jolie...beep"

  • Leah

    LOL

  • cheapprick

    I happen to be 6'4" with a huge schlong. How is anybody ever going to believe me now?

  • kickassbadboy

    she's so gorgeous.

  • Jacob Guay

    Wow. The umpteenth Jennifer Aniston romantic comedy. Gee. I wonder how it will end? EPIC FAIL!


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