Lost cause

It's Jessica Alba's butt!

According to WENN, that's Jessica Alba arriving at a private home in Hancock Park on Friday for acting lessons. That's right, acting lessons. Good luck with that - I hope her teacher isn't paid based on results. Teaching Jessica Alba how to act is like teaching a horse how to do calculus. God knows I've tried. "What do you mean you forgot the inverse function rule you stupid fucking idiot! To the glue factory!"

[Flynet, WENN]

cowbulls

Jessica, do Playboy and bank the money quick before the public notices how you look today and stops remembering how hot you were. Live on the interest. You can't act. Doing a movie in a bikini isn't acting.

Shenanighans

The next step after acting classes is being topless in a movie. We are inching closer.

cowbulls

Why is there a pictorial of this plain looking woman?

Bob

I think Alba may have realized just a little too late that a career based on "can't act at all but young and hot and willing to do entire movies wearing a bikini" doesn't last forever.

Alize

I don't understand, for the life of me why people in Hollywood insist on coloring their hair or getting highlights, then letting them grow 6 inches down their heads and never fixing the roots.