Artist's rendering of Jessica Simpson in two years

The fat has hit the fan. From Access Hollywood:
Jessica Simpson's Weight-Gate has claimed it's first victim - the singer's upcoming Self magazine cover, at least according to Us Weekly. Jessica was allegedly scheduled to shoot a cover for the fitness magazine, which she appeared on in 2007, but chose not to bare her body in the midst of the uproar over her new fuller-figure, Us Weekly reported.

Self magazine Editor-In-Chief Lucy Danziger, however, told Access that a Jessica cover was in the works, but has stalled over scheduling conflicts.

"Self would love for Jess to be on our cover," she told Access. "We've had discussions about it but we couldn't find a date… she's very busy." (Source)
Yeah, I bet "she's very busy" . . . eating. I'm no doctor (although I played one -- often -- in fourth grade) but Jessica must have really ballooned if she was forced to cancel her magazine shoot. Those covers are more airbrushed than moon landing photos. Besides, considering her weight, maybe Self isn't the best publication for Jessica to be seen on these days. She might be better suited for Us.

[Headline pic courtesy of Worth1000]
  • Torii

    Wow, I used to think Jessica Simpson was just absolutely gorgeous.

    And I still do. But, just not as much.

    She's really let herself go.

    Has she even had a reason for gaining all this weight?

    And why would she even do this...she was so pretty to begin with.

  • Bob

    What do I think of you? I think if you're twice as big as Jessica, you're twice as hot. Yum ;)

  • Sleepy

    This looks photoshopped

  • Luke

    It IS photoshopped, or can't you read?

  • Elayne


  • chris

    amen nissen

    simpson may b a fat attention seeking d lister but shes not.. oh

  • Bryan

    Jessica Simpsons ass would look huge in the Paige Jeans

  • nissen

    Can anyone say photoshopped?

  • J

    Damn people that run sites like these are fuckin sad. They have no fucking self esteem, so they sit and pick like vultures at everyone else as if they look fucking perfect. I don't think Jessica Simpson looks bad, I don't think she should have gotten her lips injected, but that's her choice, she looked fine natural. People act like anything more than skeletal is fat, and then when they get skinny then they say their anorexic WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE WANT LOL. I mean SHIT DUDE GET A FUCKIN LIFE.

  • Andrew D.

    She still won't have a butt. Probably be just a flat glob of cellulite.

  • Jennifer E

    She always looks so beautiful. Def a natural beauty!

  • CN

    at least she will still have big boobs

  • Litsa

    I'd hit 2 years.


    this is cruel. celebrities lose and gain weight like crazy all the time. they shouldn't be scrutinized over what they're gonna look like in 2 years

  • Obama Bin Biden

    "This is cruel"? You're on a website called CelebSLAM.

  • WOW

    Wow, she looks hot.