Holly quit Playboy

Holly Madison and the douche

Holly Madison is severing all ties with Playboy. She recently quit her job at the magazine to spend more time in Las Vegas with her boyfriend Criss "Douche" Angel. From TMZ:

We're told the former Hugh Hefner hanger-on resigned her position as Playmate editor (whatever that means) for Playboy magazine -- all because she wants to spend more time in Las Vegas with the world's lamest illusionist. Our sources say she's been nonexistent at the Playboy workplace for awhile now. (Source)

What a blow to the magazine. One can only hope Hef finds someone soon to fill Holly's role of showing up occasionally and asking dumb questions. "Why are cameras called cameras?"

[WENN]

rob

Man she is desperate, how much?

daria xxx

what does the douche mean ... ? ;) ;PP

The Nefarious D

I don't think I've seen a dumber looking Playmate in my entire life. Which, for Playboy, means alot.

Mylowe D'Ashon Wooley

That unusual fragrance Criss notices when he is close to Holly is the scent of an 83 year-old man's wrinkly balls. I hope Holly washed her hands when she changed his "Depends."

Frumpy

Nice necklace; you are a douche!

Oh wait and the watch over the sleeve? Double douche!

Anonymous

aaaawwwwwwwwwwww! that's too bad, the old guy's pussy went astray.