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Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt in 2000

Jennifer Aniston mentioned a few weeks ago how she still has all the original answering machine messages that her exes have left her through the years. Well the National Enquirer has a little more on that . . . and by "more" I mean RUN JOHN MAYER, RUN!!!!!!!!! A friend of the star's told the tabloid:
"Jen still loves Brad dearly. Even four years after their divorce, there's still a chunk of her heart that belongs to him. Jen has a box in the back of her walk-in closet where she keeps old taped voice mail messages, love letters and romantic doodlings from Brad. Bizarrely, she still often listens to the tapes and looks at his letters and drawings.

"Jen is very sentimental, but she's also still deeply in love with Brad. She keeps Valentine's Day cards and little trinkets from ex-boyfriends, but it's the Brad-related souvenirs that Jen cherishes the most. When she feels nostalgic, she'll listen to the tapes. She feels it's therapeutic." (Print Edition - 3/2)
Wow, Jen carries around more baggage than Mariah Carey's skycap (AKA Nick Cannon). She's still so infatuated with Brad, at this point it wouldn't surprise me to learn that she sprinkles her morning cereal with some old hair of his she found in a shower drain. Tune in next week when we discover that Jen hasn't washed the sheets since Brad left or disturbed the closet full of clothes he hastily left behind, despite her friends' pleas to call animal control to kick out the family of 'coons that lives within. "YOU TOUCH THAT CLOSET AND I WILL GUT YOU LIKE A COMMON FISH!"

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February 27, 2009
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  • Ana

    ...and what! let her! she loves him, ok! let her be!

  • NoWayMan

    Nah, don't think they look alike. Brad's way prettier.

  • Kazoo

    What I'd like to know is who this "friend" is who just leaked this info.

  • Puh lease.

    If I was a member of the Jolie-Pitt family I'd be hiding the bunnies right now.

  • PattyAnne

    Good heavens! Nostalgia isn't exclusive to one person yano, we all have some fond memories we cherrish and keep thru our lives....you've heard about Scrapbooking haven't you? This isn't to say that Jennifer is mooning around, with her life on hold pining for lost love....how assinine to even suggest that of such a busy professional woman. I have it! It SELLS, you make money, and the loonies buy into it. Sick, sick, sick. I"m sure neither of the three ever spends sleepless nights thinking of what might have been....two of them are most likely thinking .... "next!"....gee. Let the lady alone already!

  • SNS

    Its kinda really getting a bit pathetic at how many cheap shots this site takes at JA.

    Whos gives a damn about whether she keeps things from a previous relatonship?

    Who hasnt ever done that? I still have a valentines teddy somewhere from a girlfriend I had years ago.

    But because its JA, lets turn it into a pycho thing! Move onto something more interesting!!!!

  • someone

    Rinoa..I was thinking the same thing, Jen hasn't changed at all, but Brad certainly has aged...I don't think you ever totally get over the love of your life..but I think she has moved on from Brad...

  • Rinoa

    Brad looks so young here! What a different 8-9 years makes. But Jen looks more or less the same.

  • Randy

    I could deal with that being Jennifer Aniston!

  • Maritza

    True love is hard to forget, it may take her a couple of more years of half a dozen more kids to get over Brad.

  • Shenanighans

    Crazyyyyyy

  • Tiffany

    they look like they could be siblings

  • www.blahgirls.com

    What's wrong with a little bit of nostaglia....?

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