Courtney Love leaving The Groucho Club in London (2/11)

Though she never reported the incident to police, Courtney Love is claiming to her friends that a group of gunmen stormed her home recently and demanded to talk to one of her "associates." What the hell is this, 24? A source told the National Enquirer:

"Courtney said she threw a major fit, ordered them to leave and threatened to call police. She claims there were about nine of them, and she thought they were private detective-types. One of them supposedly had a police radio and video monitoring equipment. And when one demanded to see Courtney's associate, he shoved a gun in her chest. The individual they wanted to speak to appeared and talked with the men, convincing them it was all a misunderstanding. The men drove off, but Courtney's been frightened for life." (Print Edition - 2/16)

The most likely explanation behind this whole episode is that Courtney Love hallucinated it while having a bad trip. Now think about that for a moment. How much smack would it take to make COURTNEY LOVE bug out? A pound? Two? A Ton? That chick's body is so immune to drugs, there's only one way she could get stoned at this point: if she broke a law in Afghanastan.

[WENN]