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Colin Farrell and Salma Hayek are rumored to be dating. I hate you Colin Farrell. I hate you so freaking much. From OK! magazine:

Colin Farrell is rumoured to be romancing Salma Hayek. The pair sent the rumour mill into overdrive when the Irish actor was spotted getting up close and personal with the Latino actress at the Golden Globes, cradling her face and kissing her tenderly.

A source said: “He held her face and kissed her several times. It was very intimate, not like they were just pals.”

However this is not the first time the mother-of-one has been intimate with Colin - the pair dated briefly back in 2004 after meeting on the set of 'Ask the Dust,' a Depression-era romance in which they co-starred. Salma has admitted she “adores” the Irish bad boy and was reportedly broken hearted when the relationship hit the rocks.

“Colin was in love with her but was too screwed up on alcohol and drugs to make a good boyfriend to her," the source added. "Now that he’s sober, their chances are much better." (Source)

This is just one more reason for me to hate this douchebag wentz. Not only does he make millions of dollars pretending to be someone else*, but he gets to motorboat the nicest rack in Hollywood. This guy couldn't get any luckier in he were a god damn leprechaun . . . *looks at picture* . . . wait a second! That's exactly what he is! Keep that short little Irish drug addict away from me lucky charms . . .and my pot of gold.

*yet when I try to act like a "teacher" or "crossing guard" I get arrested

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