Real Housewives' Bethenny Frankel topless

You may recognize that plastic figure above as Bethenny Frankel from the Real Housewives of New York. In celebration of the new season -- which debuts tonight -- I scoured the internets for days on end searching for an allusive copy of Hollywood Hills 90028, a beyond-crappy movie Bethenny "starred" in in 1994. Found it. The result: tits. Ta da!

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  • tina

    I'm glad she made it through all the sellout crap in her life (yikes) and came out an incredibly strong determined woman to live past her mistakes from her youth.

  • Laura

    She's scarier then I thought

  • ewwww

    Hideous floppy boobs and square face. Yuck

  • KellySux

    Puhlease! Beth is the only one that doesnt put up with Kelly's garbage! What does she have to be jealous of? Has anyone heard Kelly speak? Kelly is the trainwreck I can't stop staring away from!

  • SkankBethFrankel

    Now her head will explode since she's a best selling author. what kind of bs is a celebrity chef. she is soooo jealous of Kelly. It bothers her that kelly doesn't giv a sh-t about her. she wants to be in the fabulous crowd, she's an old maid that looks like an owl

  • SkankBethFrankel

    she had her tits done since then but she also had a nosejob. it's like Michael Jackson. She has a big pumpkin head

  • Slut Bethenny

    Geez, she/he is one ugly tranny-looking. Those boobies are gross! So is her big head. She looks like she is in her 40s and that almost two decades ago!

  • jay

    she's had a boob job since then..and it was needed..she's got some hot twat though would love to see some camel toe beth..give it up

  • Anonymous

    oh god. no wonder she is so jealous of Kelly. I think those pics were taken before her tit she definitely got the message.

  • Wheatley

    not surprising for Beth Parisella to whore herself around

  • JJ

    Oh hell No!! She "acts" all hot walking around, And THOSE are her skanky long floppy boobs?? EWW!! Serious those are the worst boobs besides Christina Uglyera's I've ever had the dis-plesure of seeing!!! BLAH!!

  • Dave

    why look all over the net when you could probaly find those pics on the celebrity archive site?

  • wolf5150

    Those are horrible. If I had a celeb blog site,I would drop Jessica Simpson like a

    bad habit and focus my attention on those floppy,sloppy,granny tits. She needs to go to the gas station and pump them up with the

    airhose.Put my grandmas' boobs back in your wonderbra and push them back up to your chin.

    You putting those floppers back in a bra is like a ladies auxilliary member folding a flag. YEEEEEEEECCCHHHH!!!!!!!

  • Shenanighans

    One word, FLOPPY

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