Britney's kids are going on tour

Britney Spears with Jayden and Sean in September 2007

It's official: Britney Spears' kids are gonna be raised by hung-over roadies for the next year. She's bringing both of them along on her worldwide tour, which kicks off early next month in New Orleans. Alternate headline: NO YOU CRAZY BITCH, NOOOOOOO!!! From Us Weekly:

Britney Spears will have her babies on board! The pop star has finally gotten her way after rumors circulated that she threatened to cancel her upcoming tour if she was not allowed to bring her sons.

"Both Sean Preston and Jayden James will, in fact, be joining Britney throughout the duration of her tour," her official website states.

Spears was planning to cancel her upcoming Circus tour if her ex-husband Kevin Federline's lawyers continued to block an agreement that would allow her to take her sons on the road.

For weeks, Spears, Federline and Spears' father Jamie had been privately planning to let the two boys travel with Spears on the tour. According to TMZ.com, the pop star would have homes in three cities -- New Jersey, New Orleans and Los Angeles -- so that the children could stay nearby while Spears commuted back and forth from regional concert venues.

Additionally, the agreement allowed Kevin to receive at least $4,000 each week that Spears is on tour and that he would receive his own home in each of the three predetermined cities as well, reported TMZ Monday. (Source)

Britney threatened to cancel her tour if the kids weren't allowed to come? No wonder K-Fed gave in. It's simple supply-side economics: If Britney doesn't tour, she doesn't make money, which means K-Fed doesn't get paid, which means dozens of Vegas strippers are left ~~homeless~~ ~~without tuition money~~ having to get a job that requires underwear. Frankly, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke should be thanking Britney. Her tour is paying to keep the lights* on in Vegas.

*especially the red ones

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Stasia

I don't really see what the big deal is. So what she's taking them on tour?

If my life was televised I would be messed up too, and every time I smacked my kid on the butt for trying to run out in the street or putting her finger in the outlet I would be blamed for child abuse. Seriously, I would go nuts. I hate being observed by my mother, let alone the media.

My point? Well, she wants to have them with her, she wants them to see how she works, and her job allows her to travel. I don't understand how different this would be from someone living with their kids in an rv. And for all of you that think an rv would be a terrible place for kids: what exactly is your idea of family? Just because you are on the road doesn't mean you can't bond and have a meaningful experience.

www.blahgirls.com

didnt britney almost lose custody of her kids before? how is she capable of bringing them on tour?

james

she is dumb.she barely can take care of her and now she is going to take care of thn on tour???stupic cow

Theprettyembalmer

That's a good idea. Bring em on the road just when their lives were becomin stable...smart