Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib in Studio City last year

Britney Spears' ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib was charged yesterday with three felonies (assault with a deadly weapon, battery, and hit-and-run) stemming from an incident that happened earlier this month in which he hit a process server with his car. He faces seven years if convicted, which he most certainly will be because everyone in L.A. hates him and his douchy facial hair. From E!:

The paparazzo is accused of hitting the man in an alley behind Ghalib's Encino, Calif., apartment, where the server was presumably waiting for a chance to deliver his wares to Ghalib.

Per the criminal complaint, Ghalib started to drive toward the man, who, in order to avoid being pinned against a garbage truck, jumped onto the hood of Ghalib's Mercedes. Ghalib swerved and the alleged victim fell off, breaking his wrist and sustaining other injuries. The defendant then drove away without stopping. (Source)

Adnan is not going to do well in prison. If there's one thing I know about violent prison gangs, it's that they love Britney Spears. Adnan is public enemy number one 'round those parts. His asshole is gonna get pounded harder than a hanging curveball. His mouth is gonna be forced into more action than a 'Nam draftee.

[Mavrixonline]