Bret Michaels wants him a piece of that

Jennifer Aniston at the premier of Marley & Me in L.A. (12/11)

I've got some good news for Jennifer Aniston: if she's lucky enough to be a contestant on the next season of Rock of Love, she's totally gonna win. On Thursday, Bret Michaels told Us Weekly:

"There is no doubt I find Jennifer [Aniston] to be very hot, smart, funny down-to-earth and a great actress. She is creative and seems to be on top of her business as well. Most importantly, she seems like someone you could take home to meet mom -- yet, behind closed tour bus doors, she could rock your world. I am really just stating the facts as I see them."

He also adds that he "respects" Aniston's and John Mayer's on-again relationship, "but should John fall out of the picture for some reason... I'm just saying." (Source)

Let me get this straight. Bret's got a fresh group of half-naked, silcone-chested, wannabe stripper-skanks that want nothing more than to bang him every hour of every day, and he's pining to hook up with Jennifer Aniston? That's like choosing Dom Perignon over a six-pack of Coors Light. Sure one's considered classier than the other, but the other is known for its wide mouths.

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fizzy

What the hell? She's a TERRIBLE actress. All the roles she plays are exactly the same. To me she just seems really boring.

olegr

the only thing aniston has that he wants is her hair.

Nitin

Owe Wilson is looking awesome!

anon

to cowbulls...

a "horrible rep"? is that why brad's mother is still friends with her even after the divorce? please elaborate on how you know she's got a "horrible rep".

and how do you know about her "lack of sexual talent"? please, elaborate on that claim, too.

while that does come into play as far as keeping a relationship together, there's an old saying that you may want to consider. no matter how hot a woman is or how great she is in bed, there's a guy who's tired of f*cking her.

Veronica

Ew! hasnt he been with enough skanks to scare her away?

Kimberly

I like her and I think she's usually pretty good in her movies, but the public will never let her escape Friends or Brad Pitt.

And the Poison frontman? Okay, eww. He's touched way too many skanks to get near someone with even a modicrum of class.

so what

Actually I can see Angelina on the bus long before Jennifer, but she would be there for Bret AND the girls..we all know shes a switch hitter

Jacob "Jake" Guay

Waaaaaaaay better than STD-riddled home-wrecking whore Angelina Jolie ANY day of the week. :-) Team Aniston!

Carlos

Great, I can already hear Jennifer prattle on endlessly about wanting privacy while giving away details of their personal lives WHILE THEY FILM A REALITY SHOW.

someone

Somehow I don't see Jen on the Rock of Love Bus, with a bunch of fake hair/fake boob..alcoholics..I can't understand why anyone would want the likes of a bald Bret Michaels. Hes as skanky as the skanks he has on his show!,,But it is hilarious...

Pi

Is it me, or does that chin look like the same one Michael Jackson had sculpted?

cowbulls

Bret is full of crap. Jennifer has only two assets and Bret doesn't need either one. He's already rich (#1) and he's already famous(#2).

I'm also not buying the BS about taking her home to Mom. Jennifer has a horrible rep. And finally, her sexual lack of talent is well know. She can't keep a man.

www.blahgirls.com

Ew, tell Bret to go taint some other women, not America's Sweetheart!

Upskt Celebs

I want to have different sorts of sex with her.

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