Michelle Obama might kill Beyonce

Beyonce better watch her back. Michelle Obama is *this* close to going Chris Brown on her ass. The first lady is not pleased with how Beyonce's acting around her husband. A source told the National Enquirer:
"Beyonce has spent months gushing over President Obama, and when she was in the same room with him, she couldn't tear her eyes away from him. Before things got out of hand, Michelle got word to Beyonce to tone things down or risk being banned from the White House in the future.

"On President Obama's big night, Michelle was cordial to Beyonce, but gave her the cold shoulder at the inauguration festivites. When Beyonce went to hug her, Michelle gave her a forced smile and clutched her hand instead." (Print Edition - 2/9)
It must be nice holding a grudge against someone and being in such a high position of authority. For example, I'd love to send my neighbor to Guantanamo at the snap of a finger. Let's see his bitch ass try to blast his stereo at 2 AM when he's locked in a 4x8 cell. Damn I want to be first lady . . . is Barack into white guys or is he strictly a ladies man? I'm practically disease free if that helps.

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no disrespect,.. but damn!

This is just plain gross all around.

I feel Beyone on this. Even when I watch President Obama on T.V I find myself mezmorized. I could only imagine if I had the opportunity to be in the same room with him.

I'm sure this is how Beyonce felt. I don't understand why everyone is always hatin on Beyonce. If Michelle is this intimidated by the presence of a beautiful woman around Barack she is in for a long 8 years.

what makes you think it will be 8 years. I hope he gets tossed after 4.

Amen!

On a side note: She is so ugly!!

Please.. 4 years

Go Michelle!

Dude, he's the President. If he can't bang a couple supermodels on the side, why even run for it?

ugh she looks like a dude

" Even when I watch President Obama on T.V I find myself mezmorized. I could only imagine if I had the opportunity to be in the same room with him.:"

OMG, what a sycophant! Are you one of Pavlov's dogs or something? Because there are lots of Pavlovian responses to Obama speaking.

Uh! People really aren't thinking these days. Just listen to that bell & react. Don't pay attention just react.

You people actually believe this nonsense? Please get a life.

Remember the Obamanation is a god. Or, at least his handlers have convinced him that he is. The more weak-minded among us tend to think he is as well. Remember, they are the ones who voted for a man with no political experience, no leadership experience and not a whole lot of common sense.

The Kenyans love him also, so he has that going for him....

Are you for real?
You are the type of American we in other countries detest your country for. It is you and your gun totting, red neck, swear on that thare bible type that has made your country and its most recent history a shame on the planet.
You let a trained chimp run the country for 8 years.
Obama cannot do anything but good at this point.

TO Lee451

Because experience and breeding did so well for the last guy. I hope your bank went under, you lost your job, and your kid died in Iraq so you are at very least feeling the effects of your parties failed leadership.

Your likey just a god freek and racist, so you got that going for you...

Have you ever noticed that the people who absolutely HATE Obama are the only ones who refer to him as a God? Those of us who support him just think that he's smarter than our last president and has better ideas than the guy he ran against.

That's all I have. Continue to make him into a deity and hate him. When you are better able to afford a house, health care and can afford to send your children to school there'll be room on the bandwagon.

Ciao

wolfmanjason...

What's the difference with Bush, when Obama just promised 20 000 more soldiers for Afghanistan ?
Oh... don't tell me you believed his pre-election promises ?

Actually he said he'd pull out of Iraq, Afghanistan is a whole different story and it's where we should have been the whole time.

emohvqsdjb....

You mean he is sending troops where the terrorists actually are? Oh yes, that's the same as sending them to Iraq for no reason.

To Jboz
"Where the terrorists actually are"


Ok. thank you, I had a good laugh. I imagine you don't know who is Karzai, who controls opium trade etc...


Anyway, for purely rhetoric reasons, let's say that Afghanistan is a terrorist sanctuary. Given that the occidental coallition doesn't control anything there, and that more troops are needed in order to save Karzai's ass (he just gave an ultimatum to occidental : Win you war fast or I form a new gov. with Talibans)... Just tell me why we didn't see any terrorist actions on the US Homeland since 9/11 ?


Faery tales season is far from closed, with people like you.
"Iraq's WMD" : Faery tale for republicans "Afghanistan's a terrorists nest" : faery tale for democrats.
Good luck with Obama, tool.

You people that are for This Markist Fraud just kill me. You will be singing another song when he turns our country into a no gun socialist country with that freak and his ugly wife as dictators.

Michelle Obama and Aunt Esther from TV's Sanford & Son (LaWanda Page), separated at birth?

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She hates Beyonce because her skin is so light

"Your likey just a god freek and racist, so you got that going for you"

Lame. Try something else.

Some of us just aren't jumping on a bandwagon of praise and didn't buy all the promises. He's a politician and he said what he had to say to get elected. He's no different than the rest of the scumbags except he fooled a lot of people.

4 appointees who didn't pay their taxes.
Went back on promises of no lobbyists in his administration
Scaremongering his way through a stimulus bill (no different than Bush using terrorism to get what he wanted).
Pretending to be bipartisan while saying there's no time for debate.

Yeah, he's a real winner.

Not racist. Just realist and paying attention more than his shoelickers are.

Please, rarely is it a sister who brings a man like him down--it will be white girls.

Was for me, anyway. I married one--what a mistake.

Lets' face it. Beyonce is beyond hot!

Michelle is...well, you know that joke about shaving your dog's ass and making it walk backwards...?


Why all the hate?

GOD DAMN SHE'S UGLY!!!!

Yikes - she looks like that vampire thingy from the original Star Trek.

Check out the similarities:

http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/7/7a/M_113_Creature.jpg

Kill it with fire. That is one amazingly hideous creature.

Word!

Eh...this thing is wonky. I actually agreed with Lala's comment:

"Are you for real?
You are the type of American we in other countries detest your country for. It is you and your gun totting, red neck, swear on that thare bible type that has made your country and its most recent history a shame on the planet.
You let a trained chimp run the country for 8 years.
Obama cannot do anything but good at this point."


Talk about a nation divided. And (some of you) obsessed with drivel.

What a ridiculous story. If anyone believes this nonsense, I have a bridge to sell you.

Holy moly the lead pic makes her look like the salt monster from Star Trek!

See for yourself;
http://i40.tinypic.com/2zg7vgh.jpg

I'm pretty sure they're getting rid of guantanamo bay and letting everyone go. :/ Sorry your plan won't work

I wish I could go to sleep and wake up in 4 yrs. What a nightmare. Americans are not that dumb, are they? I miss President Bush already...

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