Jessica Simpson at La Guardia Airport (2/11)

The one positive about Jessica Simpson's recent weight gain? She's definitely can't be labeled a "Hollywood skinny skank," as Tony Romo puts it. From the always-great Bill Zwecker at the Chicago Sun Times:

Though Jessica Simpson's folks continue to deny she's expecting Tony Romo's baby, the singer's somewhat fuller figure these days keeps fueling pregnancy tales. Yet, even if she's not preggers, a source close to the Dallas Cowboys quarterback reports Romo likes Simpson ''with a few more pounds on her.'' The QB supposedly clips out celebrity mag photos of what he calls ''Hollywood skinny skanks'' -- using super-thin shots of the likes of Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, Mary-Kate Olsen, Kate Moss and Paris Hilton to remind Simpson not to over-diet. (Source)

If Tony wants to start cutting out pictures of famous people to inspire Jessica to improve herself, he might want to start with photos of people a little smarter than she is like Einstein, Hawking, or Corky from Life Goes On. Of course the real reason why Tony wants Jessica to add a little meat to her bones is so that she can remind him of the person he really likes mount and grope from behind: Andre Gurode.

[Pacific Coast News]