Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie at last night's Oscars

Though she wasn't up for any awards, Jennifer Aniston might have been the most nervous woman in Kodak Theatre last night. She came within 20 feet of the woman that stole her husband. The blow by blow courtesy of Us Weekly:
Along with Jolie's Kung Fu Panda costar Jack Black, the Valentino-clad Aniston (who skipped the red carpet at Sunday's show) presented Best Animated Feature.

When Black made a joke about how all Pixar films win Oscars, Aniston said, "I apologize Mr. Katzenberg [Jeffrey Katzenberg is the co-founder of Dreamworks], I don't know why we let him out of the house."

The camera then panned to Jolie, who laughed.

When Aniston announced the nominees, she moved to the center of the stage, right in front of Jolie and Pitt. When the lights were down, Aniston smiled directly at Pitt, but not at Jolie.

Aniston then presented Best Short Film; both Pitt and Jolie kept huge smiles on their faces the entire time.

As Aniston walked off stage, Jolie and Pitt both clapped. (Source)
Really? Do we really need a breakdown of the exact movements and facial expressions each woman made? Seems a bit anal to me. Speaking of violent anal, am I the only one here who had a super sexy dream last night about Vanessa Hudgens?

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Aniston definitely looked uncomfortable on stage. That was classic.
I'd have to score it. Jolie 1. Aniston 0.

"...Seems a bit anal to me. ..." I bet Jolie's anus is mighty loose. I'm just sayin'.......

I think she was the right amount of nervous, not because of Jolie but because she knew what EVERYONE was thinking it was like a HUGE elephant in the room. I'd probably be the same, and kudos to her for showing up. Jolie 1 Aniston 1 (even is more like it)

kudos for SHOWING UP?!?!? are you fucking serious? you MUST be a liberal talking like that..."everyone is equal in this world, there are no winners or loosers" mentality. that's GAY-er than the fact that Sean Penn won for his Milk acting. Of COURSE he can act gay....it's not really an act if you ARE gay tho.

Im actually laughing harder at the fact you all actually care about this enough to use capital letters.

I was kinda surprised that Angie kept it classy and didn't bust out her infamous I'm-better-than-you snarl. You go girls!

Where was the typical Jolie cunt face? Weak

jen was a class act, even if she was nervous, and who wouldn't be? jolie on the other hand had a fake smile plastered on her face because she knew the camera would be on her. i'm sure they were squirming in their seats despite the fake smug smiles.

way to go, jen... all points to you and jolie and brad can suck it.

Why in the world would Angelina Jolie be intimidated by Jennifer Aniston as some people believe? Jennifer has based the past few years of her life on the sympathy of others all the while being a passive aggressive woman. She is a classic case and thrives on others saying she has a nice body. Is this all the woman offers?


Angie is looking very classy and elegant as compared to an average looking girl like Jen,she is pretty but not as beautiful as Angie, the two can not be compared period. Jen needs to move on, her PR stunt with Mayer is so fake everyone can see it.

Glad someone else noticed the look Jen shot to Brad. If she really wants this to be over like she claims, then why do that? Her fans insist she's over Brad and is in love with John, but at the same time supports her for being brave for showing up. What's that all about? Sorry, you can't have it both ways.

Frankly I think Jen is so over this,but its the media and Jolie craziies like you who keep on banging on about it and try and make it seem that she isn't!

And why shouldnt she smile at brad- they are adults and were together for years, isnt it more immature too ignore him, or plaster a fake smile on your face ala Jolie!

So,..you're not allowed to smile at a man you were once married to. The MEDIA needs to get over this Jenn vs Angie crap.

Angie looks like the Octomom- i cant even look at her anymore- She is such a wacko.

Angie is so not class.. her dresses are boring and conservative, I don't know what she is trying to prove. Good for Aniston to give nice looks to Brad, she should do more than that.

"Really? Do we really need a breakdown of the exact movements and facial expressions each woman made? Seems a bit anal to me."

This from the same website which feels the need to post EVERYTHING that Aniston says or does in her personal life!

I love how Aniston fans feel the need to protect their idol. Did it hit home when Brad left her? Stop living your miserable bitter lives through Aniston. And I LOVE the fact you hate Angelina. She's just too gorgeous, huh?

I really don't like Jen, her nose, her chin, it's too much. Please, stop crying over spilled milk! I remember they had problems a time before Brad met AJ!!!!

It was painful to even watch it and I almost felt sorry for Aniston. Almost.

I'm not buying into this fabricated media "Bermuda Triangle". Sure Jen would be nervous presenting when everyone has been giving her hell for four years over divorcing a faithless hubby who was sitting in the front row with the woman who admittedly "fell in love" with a then married man during the making of MAMS...It's been four years, i'm sure they are over "IT", however, i'm also sure that the harrassment Jen has endured over being a woman lied to, cheated on, betrayed, and abandoned publicly has caused her some trepidation over this show. It certainly does not mean she would take that cheating ex back on a silver platter, but working in the same business, it's best to "get along"....I feel it's what they are all doing...getting along in business. At the end of the day, Jen goes home to her new gorgeous home, her loving attentive b/f, and her loving pets....peace. At the end of the day , on the other hand, Brad goes home to mahem, noise, total abandon in his home, six children who have no parental control ( at momma's insistance for them to develop properly as individuals) and then goes out to the nearest bar to pass time, and drink many , many beers, until closing time. I think it worked out very well for all three, and i feel all three are living the lives due them now....and i say that in seriousness, not in angst for or against either , any, or all.

Riiiiiiiiight, you just keep telling yourself that.

Well said, "Not buyin' it".

Don't feel sorry for Jen, people. Her PR machine made sure she was talked about going into the Oscars and after. She managed to out-shine Kate and Penelope. She and John Mayer are the top story after the Oscar's. Well done, Jen, you PR whore, you. All desperate aging stars should take note.

Yes, and I'm sure Ange will be the first to do so LOL

It's been a long time coming; the venue where these two women rivals inhabit the same venue. Admit one thing: You all watched. And the heat rested on Aniston, who had to move from one camera position to another, work with Jack Black (who I think has more than a little loyalty to Jolie), keep her composure, make snap decisions (to look/not to look down at Brad)- Hell, this has been cooking for four years! Whether I like either woman, or man, matters not. This was real-life drama, folks! You can't script this stuff. I think Jennifer carried herself off extremely well, and it was Jolie who showed some weakness. Pitt... pfffft. I can't imagine what either woman sees in the man.

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